Always make sure you floss kids!

Always make sure you floss kids!

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0, via theloveofapunkrockangel)

Tags: lulz

poppunksuperstar:


mothervvell: Man crush Monday? After m&g, Patrick and the rest of the band walked past us and were headed to the stage, when some girl said something extremely disrespectful to Pete. Patrick immediately turned around and sternly but respectfully put her in her place. Mad respect for this dude. Such a great human and talented individual. #patrickstump #falloutboy

reblogging again bc this is what the fan said:

poppunksuperstar:

mothervvell: Man crush Monday? After m&g, Patrick and the rest of the band walked past us and were headed to the stage, when some girl said something extremely disrespectful to Pete. Patrick immediately turned around and sternly but respectfully put her in her place. Mad respect for this dude. Such a great human and talented individual. #patrickstump #falloutboy

reblogging again bc this is what the fan said:

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(Source: starrlesscity, via hurleysxvx)

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

(via brendoneurie)

Legit just got so hungry that I’m eating raw ramen. What even is my life?

Tags: personal

(via miku-tan)

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211, via larryareyounasty)

(Source: 1-0-1-0-1-0, via tone-bone)

Tags: lulz

*on period*
*looks down while changing pad*
*sees blood all over underwear*
*sighs*
“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

Tags: personal

(Source: peegaw, via eldineroyelamor)

Tags: yum

fakethistoyourgrave:

i feel like the westboro baptist church should be less obsessed with Brendon Urie’s bisexuality and more focused on him being extremely atheist

(via folie-a-follow-your-dreams)

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